they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
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