its not stalking. its research.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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