I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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