This girl is more easily done than said...
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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