It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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