He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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@soulburn - Disney
Who knew a princess crown could be used for birth control?
If he stole your princess crown he may not want sex with you.
Narcolepsy, a blessing and a curse
Good on you. He sounds too secure in his manliness for you to handle.