I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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