VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i can't believe i had my finger in that
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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