I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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