i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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