Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
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Sometimes referred to as No Shave November, men do not shave for the month in hopes of raising money for I think testicular cancer. Second best month of the year because beards and mustaches are awesome. The best month is October which is why this text is really great.
First Movember then Decembeard, c'mon hipsters raise that ca$h for prostates!
The absurdity of this message leads to the only conclusion possible; AWESOMENESS!