i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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