Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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