My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
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If my dad ever told me about him jerking off I would lose it. He would get physical scars while mine would be emotional.
haha coolest dad ever
sounds like you had some good bonding on father's day lol
Epic Fathers day!
why can't my dad be awesome like that?
Pssh, whatever, Catwoman was smoking hot, whatever man.
was nascar involved in any of this?
what trailer park do you live in?
I'm from Chicago and a similar situation occured except me and my bro beat my dad and sis
That sucks, beer pong is amazing!
It is because you are ugly.
your father is a champion.
lol this girl reminds me of meg.. and the dad is definitly peter grffin !!!
glad I don't have your life.
wait..... wh- what?
You have an odd, but awesome father.
Cat woman is my aunt