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  • 68 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:13am

    Your clit is located in your asshole, so just ask someone to insert their penis to find it for you.

  • 55 45
    Submitted by trackrunner on May 11, 10 at 9:47pm

    It's basically like a baby dick lolz

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:51am

    Teapots a whiny little bitches

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:20am

    On the other hand, 12:13, the so-called male G-spot is in their ass, when you stimulate the prostate. I would like to introduce you to my strap-on sometime. We can use your tears for lube.

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:02am

    12:59 agreed. Experienced 9/11 first hand. My heart goes out to everyone who lost someone and the fdny and nypd for risking their lives.

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 10 at 7:41am

    Hahahahahah 9:06. You're a moron.

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 6:37am

    Guy below me your fucked up go get shot due us al a favor

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:45am

    I'm a little teapot......

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:55pm

    you know i put one on here and they don't accept it and this shit gets put on her, pathetic

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:33pm

    @11:58 That's disgusting as fuck.

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:04am

    ooo baby I'm one big teapot

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:16am

    I have no problem honoring those who helped on 9/11, Now if only somebody helped after...

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:53pm

    Well this is a moronic text.

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 8:08am

    Huh? WTF?!? Apparently you don't understand the " you're" phenomenon that is all the rage... You can't just make up what you're calling someone... It's not that hard douchebag!

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:25am

    My man fucks me well, no frustration here

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:03am

    mine looks more like a little man sitting up in a boat

  • 27 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:05am

    Use whatever similie you want, as long as you "find" it.

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:19am

    I can see your soul from here

  • 25 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:23am

    You bet your apples it does! <3

  • 26 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 8:09am

    You're not that hard

  • 31 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:15am

    Too bad we wasted resources on an unnecessary war in Iraq that could've been used to find Bin Laden...

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:44am

    whatever happened to tfln? it used to be legit stuff, now its all ghey fiction.

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:30am

    Some dude I was hooking up with seriously failed...he couldn't find my clit for his fucking life, because he's never had the pleasure of getting the opportunity to do so. So, I told that sorry bitch to leave and got the job done on my own, no one does it better than myself.

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:22am

    how do guys not find the clit? it's right there! right there above the vagina! many girls don't like direct pressure so there's really no right way to stimulate your gf and yet... sooo much frustration. how does that happen?

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:18pm

    Call 503-252-5279 for a good time! Ask for Shelby!

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 7:17am

        . 

  • 30 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:59pm

    That's what she said.

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:52am

    How many of you dumbshits even know what happened on 9/11? -diav <3

  • 23 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:19am

    Hahaha. Sucks to be you!!! FACE. 

  • 24 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:07am

    I did that once crazy shit

  • 23 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:49pm

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  • 25 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:29am

    I say pick a fold any fold, I know I'm gonna get off...

  • 21 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 8:32am

    That's not what your mom said last night, 8:09

  • 32 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:59am

    Remember the Patriots that have lived in and served our country. 9/11 is a symbol for all that they have done and will do. Respect.

  • 21 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:55am

    12:13 you win sir, +1 point to you

  • 31 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:22am

    (251) or it could be like ANY dog eating peanut butter lol ever saw that? CLASIC

  • 30 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:34am

    Been there...nothing worse than a virgin trying to get you off

  • 23 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 8:44am

    I know 8:32! I was fucking the shit out of her last night! You only wish you could bang someone as hot as my mom!!!

  • 25 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:41pm

    (251) could be worse, could like a Venus fly-trap or a bulldog eatin mayo!!

  • 28 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:36am

    What does that even mean?

  • 26 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:58pm

    I'm a girl and mine looks like a pig in a blanket. Fuck I was always told guys think it's hot because it makes the think food.

  • 30 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 6:24pm

    Your mom looks like a pig in a blanket

  • 28 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 6:27am

    @ 1:15 You sir are an idiot. The US can actually find bin Ladin if they wanted to, hell even saudi arabia said they would turn him in BUT the US has no proof that he was behind 9/11, therefore they can't do shit to him.

  • 25 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:55pm

    Just shit myself with laughter. Really.

  • 21 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:04pm

    Rofl Oh man tht was so fucking bad. XD

  • 20 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:06am

    You want to ge high i just went 2 da 99 cent got some balloon now im suckin the air man im so high u people sould try it

  • 33 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:10am

    Fuck 9/11 it's a big deal over nothing so what us pol died?

  • 26 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 6:35am

    9/11 gives me a big veiny boner. Americans can eat my asshole for lunch.

  • 20 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:31pm

    2:10.. thats not very nice. at all.

  • 23 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:09pm

       8===D 

  • 19 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:11am

    I'm 13 and I don't know what my clit is?