I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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Your clit is located in your asshole, so just ask someone to insert their penis to find it for you.
It's basically like a baby dick lolz
Teapots a whiny little bitches
Guy below me your fucked up go get shot due us al a favor
Hahahahahah 9:06. You're a moron.
12:59 agreed. Experienced 9/11 first hand. My heart goes out to everyone who lost someone and the fdny and nypd for risking their lives.
On the other hand, 12:13, the so-called male G-spot is in their ass, when you stimulate the prostate. I would like to introduce you to my strap-on sometime. We can use your tears for lube.
you know i put one on here and they don't accept it and this shit gets put on her, pathetic
I'm a little teapot......
My man fucks me well, no frustration here
Hahaha. Sucks to be you!!! FACE.
ooo baby I'm one big teapot
@11:58 That's disgusting as fuck.
Well this is a moronic text.
I have no problem honoring those who helped on 9/11, Now if only somebody helped after...
I know 8:32! I was fucking the shit out of her last night! You only wish you could bang someone as hot as my mom!!!
You're not that hard
Huh? WTF?!? Apparently you don't understand the " you're" phenomenon that is all the rage... You can't just make up what you're calling someone... It's not that hard douchebag!
Too bad we wasted resources on an unnecessary war in Iraq that could've been used to find Bin Laden...
(251) could be worse, could like a Venus fly-trap or a bulldog eatin mayo!!
How many of you dumbshits even know what happened on 9/11?
Use whatever similie you want, as long as you "find" it.
Just shit myself with laughter. Really.
You bet your apples it does! <3
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mine looks more like a little man sitting up in a boat
What does that even mean?
how do guys not find the clit? it's right there! right there above the vagina! many girls don't like direct pressure so there's really no right way to stimulate your gf and yet... sooo much frustration. how does that happen?
whatever happened to tfln?
it used to be legit stuff, now its all ghey fiction.
I did that once crazy shit
I say pick a fold any fold, I know I'm gonna get off...
I can see your soul from here
That's what she said.
(251) or it could be like ANY dog eating peanut butter lol ever saw that? CLASIC
Been there...nothing worse than a virgin trying to get you off
Your mom looks like a pig in a blanket
12:13 you win sir, +1 point to you
Some dude I was hooking up with seriously failed...he couldn't find my clit for his fucking life, because he's never had the pleasure of getting the opportunity to do so. So, I told that sorry bitch to leave and got the job done on my own, no one does it better than myself.
I'm 13 and I don't know what my clit is?
Remember the Patriots that have lived in and served our country. 9/11 is a symbol for all that they have done and will do. Respect.
I'm a girl and mine looks like a pig in a blanket. Fuck I was always told guys think it's hot because it makes the think food.
That's not what your mom said last night, 8:09
You sir are an idiot. The US can actually find bin Ladin if they wanted to, hell even saudi arabia said they would turn him in BUT the US has no proof that he was behind 9/11, therefore they can't do shit to him.
2:10.. thats not very nice. at all.
Fuck 9/11 it's a big deal over nothing so what us pol died?
Oh man tht was so fucking bad. XD
9/11 gives me a big veiny boner. Americans can eat my asshole for lunch.
You want to ge high i just went 2 da 99 cent got some balloon now im suckin the air man im so high u people sould try it