Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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