I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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