I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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