For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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that could kill you, btw
Alcohol enemas are a really bad idea. They could kill you. Please, don't try this at home no matter what you read on some stupid perv website.
You put alcohol in your MOUTH. Not down there.
That's a good way to celebrate her LAST birthday.
Call the coroner. This idiot is going to be dead soon.
Funnel the whiskey, then stick the bottle up your ass, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
oh, so she wants to die.
Hoping they meant "fur cuffs"!
Almost instant death!! Don't you watch 10,000 ways to die?
Don't do it! You'll die!
Try something different with your butts, a funnel, and a bottle of whiskey... What were you doing before with those things McGuyver?
Proof that grandma is looking for more exciting birthday games. Pin the tail on the donkey just ain't gonna cut it this time.
Alcohol poisoning in no time flat.
Uh-oh You fucked up, didn't you? She knows...
Severe alcohol poisoning to the point of death is a great way to end a birthday.
End up with a blood alcohol level of .5 \n\nDEAD