but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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Because reality is the most grimey form of pornography.
sounds like my life (:
So you're a plumber/pizza boy?
Um.. Fake. Grammer fail.
Why doesn't yours sound the same?
I think u mean porno, buddy. Calling it a porn makes u sound like an 8 year old who just found daddys naughty movie lying around
why are porn bitches cunts always so dry that they need to be lubed constantly with spit?
I like rough sexxxxxx.
and a plot with a list of STD's.
Hahaha! Story of my life too. Amazing
Because they're not actually horny.
i think i was part of that porno-asshole
God I really hope everybody else in the house didn't hear us hooking up lasts night
How about I draw a dick eating a tank on your head?
Hahaha, this is hilarious.
I must be the boom mic guy.. I see a lot of action.. Just not with me. Fuck!