I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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