Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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