Nicole vs. Life
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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