You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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