What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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