guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize