Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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