FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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