yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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