everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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