i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I lost the right to judge tonight
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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