Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Bang-toberfest begins!!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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