you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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