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  Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?

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  (909): Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy? http://tfl.nu/bd8h
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  Submitted by mordantmouth on Mar 22, 12 at 6:29pm

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  Neither, it's a job interview not a confessional.

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  Submitted by mikey26 on Mar 22, 12 at 5:21pm

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  Id say shitting blood trumps just about everything. Even Trump himself.

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  Submitted by jonathan171 on Mar 22, 12 at 9:48pm

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  Just tell them you were locked up for possession and that's why you're shitting blood.

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  Submitted by ashmc2001 on Mar 23, 12 at 2:58am

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  Jonathan171: omg! Great response!!

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  Submitted by ChuckFinley on Mar 22, 12 at 12:40pm

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  Neither

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  Submitted by porksword on Mar 22, 12 at 8:16pm

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  If OP is a mule the two could be related.

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  Submitted by wolfottr007 on Mar 22, 12 at 6:14pm

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  Depends on where the possession is.

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