my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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Wow you guys are retarded. Every college kid that gets any money from their parents wastes it on some stupid shit every once in a while. Who cares. Funny text.
everyone who is saying people who smoke weed are losers have clearly never smoked before. take a hit and chill the fuck out =)
Lol he didn't say he was "on weed" he said he spent the money on weed...
you're just dumb, get a job and support your own habbits
The proper solution was to buy slightly less weed and get a $10 folding chair.
Why does everyone hate so much on marijuana?? It's better and less lethal than alcohol, yet everyone thinks it's from "the devil". It's natural, and earth grown, perfectly acceptable and should be 100% legal!
words that will stand you in good stead for eth future young man - do you want fries with that
More people are saying this guys a fucking hero than saying he's an idiot.
I too smoke every day. But I pay for it. Yay!
awesome. who needs a desk chair anyways?
ok but people that party and get wasted every night are fine? people need to stop hating on weed
how do we know this is a guy? girls smoke too.
7:47 is quoting a song...from afro man i think...nothing wrong, just that 9:06 is giving glory to someone undeserving of it.
your dad pays for your weed.....you're a dumb fuck. Hope he finds out, maybe you can resort to sucking dick for your money! maybe even get a pimp.....you stupid fucking whore! weed is for losers, you need to step it up to some coke, or methamphetemines.....hop on the clue train you ditzy bitch!
Wow, you're going to be missing that money when you suddenly find yourself with no parents to support you.
so dumb and ridiculous
yeah, this guy is smoking some homo weed, cause this shit is gayer then fuck, hes probably sitting on his moms dildo and doesnt really mind...i guess its that new "The Vamp" one that you can throw into the freezer
we should all be patting this genius on the back!!! Not only has s/he got weed s/he got someone else to pay for it....I wish I was still in that boat!!!! 8.33 you probably only know that coz they've stood you in good stead!!!!!
11:45, no one who is on this website thinks pot is "from the devil." they just know that people who smoke it on a daily basis are throwing their lives away no matter how much on the contrary they think. so fucking get off your high horse and get a life.
yea im totally with 3:07. and 2:10 ur rite the song came out quite some time ago, i knew nothing about 'getting high' when it came out actually. i think everyone is goin a little too crazy. how many times have your parents gave you money for a bill (but you had the money for it) so you paid the bill and spent the money u had on bullshit. its the same shit
I was gonna buy a chair for my desk,
But then I got high.
I was gonna study and pass the test,
But then I got high.
Now I'm sitting on the floor getting baked, and I know why
Because I got high, Because I got high, Because I got high
dude 307..where the fuck do you live where weed is so cheap?
11:45 No ones hating on weed in this thread. We're hating on the dumbass thats spending his parents money on weed. No matter how you look at it, thats just sad.
11:44!!!!I smoke weed every day of my life
all i do is smoke weed
i don't give a fuck!
this tfln SUCKS but 11:44 made it so much better
I smoke weed every day of my life i dont give a FUCK
All i do is smoke weed SHIT
It's the entitlement that people are hating on. If you make enough money to party every night and still keep your job, power to you. Same if you can do the same with smoking. But mooching off your parents for either habit is pathetic.
Ill fucking smoke it with you!
11 41... go get a life and stop documenting what each area code has posted you lifeless twat
fake as shit, who the fuck says " on weed" ive never said " hey man im on so much weed" sounds fuking ignorant. 12 year old wrote it
psht you shouldve ended it "ill be so high i can just levitate, wont need a desk chair"
I think the texter was saying they sold the chair to their father, and the father said to use the money wisely, and the texter bought weed.
3:07 made an awesome point though.
how does he miss something that he didnt buy?
1144 - That was AWESOME. Nick Swardson is a genius!
1151 - I smoke every day. EVERY SINGLE DAY. Own a home, have a full time job, I'm married, in great shape and a very happy and carefree person. I didn't even appreciate any of that until I started smoking. Weed made my life beautiful. Stop hating. You cannot seriously think that EVERYONE who smokes daily is throwing away their lives. That is just ignorant. Stop being a dick.
for everyone who is calling this guy lame and pathetic and shit, shut up. you've probably never smoked before and therefore dont understand. smoke a blunt, you seem like you NEED it.
honestly....who needs a desk chair anyways?!
this is why i love bloomington.
hahaa you guys should try getting a life.
Ya'll need to mellow out-- take a hit or two, you'll feel better. Life is going to feel very, very long if you get pissed about stupid shit like a humorous website.