how do flat chested girls get laid?
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i have a size A cup and I have no problem getting laid Idk what OP is talking about. Its more about the face and body not just your chest
Same reason guys with small dicks or manboobs do. Not all people are shallow
It happens plenty I'm a size A too no alcohol involved dumbass
This is stupid. I'm a 34D and I still don't think it matters. PRETTY girls have no trouble getting laid, regardless of bra size. Geez, grow up. Boobs aren't all-important.
we don't have to use our boobs to get laid, not everyone's superficial and shallow. i'm with 1:05, i have no problem getting anything even being an A. it's kind of sad if having boobs is the only way you can get a guy... good luck in life.
its called having a personality...
Hey small boobs are better than nasty ass saggy boobs that have to fight the knees for space in the pants. Just remember small will stay perky and cute. Big will look like they want to kill you, staring at you all veiny and whatnot.
I hate big nasty boobs, I love the little ones though!!
Only the pretty ones do. I'm an A or small B and girls are always trying to talk shit because I date really hot guys. Your tits don't make up for the fact that your face looks like retirees ass.
You don't need boobs to give a blow job.
i have no boobs OR ass, and i don't have a problem getting guys...nice bod, nice face, nice personality in general are greater than just big boobs
OP probably got rejected by a flatty
Usually a pretty face, great ass and no gag reflex do the trick
Perky are the best.
Big breasts, small breasts, I like them all. Body catches attention first. Brains and personality seal the deal.
Sometimes big boobs look ridiculous on a girl.
Bigger boobs are more likely to sag, too.
They use their vaginas, same as girls with big boobs. Obvi.
HELL YEAH WE DO! AND GUYS PREFER ASSES ANYWAY, IT'S A KNOWN FACT LOOK IT UP DUMBASSSSS! ;]
kay ladies, we don't need to start a battle of the As and Ds here, its an obvious fact that guys are basically down to fuck any hot girl regardless of their boob size, they just find big boobs really fun ahah
It's all pink on the inside
God damn it, let's not have all the women fight each other over who has sexier bodies.
This text is moronic and lame. I like a nice pair of breasts, but I also like the skinny girls with flat chest that can show their nipples through thin fabric in public. Win!
Umm lazy guys to high to tell
It's all about the ass. Big floppy boobs are nasty
A pretty face and a good attitude >>>> big boobs.
How about, they get laid because they can still be pretty, charming, witty, intelligent, etc. in spite of their chest size, and actually go after guys themselves instead of waiting for some asshole to draw them out of a group assuming an easy target.
hey, I've got an A cup, small B, and I still work them. it's all about body and face. as long as you have some boobs, you're much better than a girl with big saggy stretch mark covered boobs. have fun being an old hag while I'm still hot (;
Girls with big boobs at 21... are usually just fat in 5 years.
Wow. I think the real question here is how do YOU get laid?
It's because guys are more attracted to their vaginas!
People can say all they want but if a chick has huge boobs and an ugly face, guys don't want to see that put together. I know this chick whos an F and everyones always telling her to cover up because she's nasty.
Not True. Guys are lying. They would at least rather you be a B.
Hahhaha wooow really?? I'm an A cup and I have no problem getting laid at all. I could ask the same about guys with small dicks. All a girl needs is confidance and good flirting skills, chest size only matters to guys that aren't all that experienced or who whatch porn, or that have a fetish. I'm pretty sure not one guy would pass up a good lay with a hot girl if she
Wasn't a DD.
...what about those of us with C cups? we're neither big nor small... lol it's funny how people with small tits act like people with big tits are fat and/or ugly with no personality and then go on to say how shallow the person who posted this is.
anyway, it doesn't matter, it all depends on what looks good with your body type.
How do ANY guys get laid!
Haha, 2:36, what self-respecting woman would ever let a pig like you titfuck her?
Through being skinny.
You know? I really don't consider B cups small. My girlfriend (we're lesbians) is petite and thin, so hers are round and firm and look rather nicely proportionate. It all depends on the person.
Let me also add, I'm not surprised to read how shallow boys are here...
Just like fat girls. Blow jobs and threesomes. They have to be good at it!!
flat chested girls get laid because they have game too!! unfortunately it may mean working a little harder sometimes because you can't show off your cleave but i'm an A and i pick up waayyy more hotties than my D friend ..its a skill lol
724 rednecks, go figure. any half decent looking girl thats in reasonable shape and doesn't smell will get laid. guys are way easy.
Seriously? Flat girls may be flat liked but I have the worlds biggest ass and can take cock like there is no tomorrow. Don't dis flat people!
harsh words from so many people about big boobs on here...would be a big blow to the self-esteem if i didnt get laid so often myself! women of all shapes and sizes can be beautiful, and one should not have to rely on one's bosoms to get laid. ever. confidence is key.
oh and I said flat chested I don't mean a's I mean like nothing there.
I'm with 2:44.. But it is nice to have something o look at during besides watching tv.
724 - the girls with no teeth who strip at teasers get laid. as long as you have atleast one tooth in armstrong county, you should be good.
I was offended until I realized that my boobs have grown significantly since I've started taking the pill. Hooray for boobs!!
you have a nice ass, and a sexy stomach. like me. i only got B's, but i still get laid.
I agree with 223 and 244. Different guys like different things. Who cares? Why are we tearing each other down. Isn't it bad enough that everywhere you go your judged by your body type, why are we ladies doing it to each other when we all know how much it can suck to be judged...
Chicks with little tits are hot.... and more often then not they are in way better shape then chicks with huge tits.
i'm a double A and i certainly haven't had a hard time getting laid. contrastingly, my roommate who is a double D has never been with anyone. small chested girls will rock your world.
The more I love a pair of boobs has to do with the girl who owns them.
Size doesn't matter.
OP was a boy with low self-esteem and too many nights alone with Jergen's. He is shot down in public by a pretty girl with a flat chest. He wonders how she can be so choosy to his friends, through text.
Boys always blame the girl. Never themselves.
No they are just saying that they get laid just like you do...
1:39, if your boobs are SO big i suggest you shove them up your gaping asshole and shut the fuck up. OP, it's called proportion. A cup + nice skinny body = sex.
Something tells me this text was written by a D cup. Guys are notorious sluts. They'll sleep with any girl who gives them the time of day.
by having a nice ass.
Perky tits are so much better than big floppy fat ones. That's how they get laid!!!!
OP, I think it has something to do with the fact that guys have no standards.
saddd =( i'm flat chested and i have no issue getting laid i'm not easy either i'm very picky with guys i sleep with...
OP was definitely a fat slop with big fat sloppy tits who thinks she's hot. Why do all fat girls with big fat tits think they're hot?!?
You really only need a handfull. Any more than that and your just being greedy. Seriously they are just hard to hold onto if they are too big.
I hate how this text and most of these postings were probably written by girls arguing over what guys like; cattiness is very unattractive. I love my boobs, enough said.
11:11 what the hell are you talking about? Do you mean AA? Do you have any idea how cup sizes work at all?
You aren't laying their breasts, dumbass!
fat= hardly getting laid, sometimes by drunk guys and fit=getting laid.. doesnt really matter about boob size if you dont have a fit bod to go with it.. fat people are gross
4:56 don't trick yourself!!!
^yup 2:22. all boys are desperate whores.
I have a size A cup, and yet again, i have no problem getting laid. the way i see it, there are plenty of fat/ugly/retard girls that have more of a problem than i do. besides, i have a nice ass that makes up for it lol
we don't have butterfaces?
2 words. . . . . .Open Legs.
Same way that hairy, smelly fat chicks do I guess, they're easy. Or they could be really attractive and just have small boobs but have a nice ass and pretty face.
lol thanks 1:11. agreed. you really only need a pretty face and a nice body. a lot of guys dislike big boobs. sorry chica.
They still got vaginas do they lol
Funny, I've stolen plenty of larger chested girls boyfriends.
Why do they keep leaving their D cup gfs for my A cup?
I hate this question. I get laid all the time and I am small chested. I have a dancers ass, pretty face, and Im thin. The big chested girls think they all have something held over my head but really they dont. Some guys do like boobs but most like smaller ones just the same. Its a personal preference and Ive never met anyone who hasnt liked my boobs.
I would just like to say, even though nobody will read this, that usually the "flat chested" girls have the NICEST asses. And idk about other dudes, but the ass is the best part of a woman for me. Good Lord I have a boner.
They usualy have a nice ass or nice legs, and sometimes they know how to do things that are... Special ;)
Hey 5oh7... Your "dd's" are perky and round cuz they are fake :)
I will not even read the responses. How big is your dick? Exactly. Boobs are like penises. Vaginas, too, for that matter. All different shapes and sizes. If you are worth anything, you will learn to work with what life hands you. Furthermore, I bet that small breasted woman would have worked your tiny pecker off.
by sucking good dick . or by other means
I have small boobs and have NO PROBLEM getting laid.
"Not True. Guys are lying. They would at least rather you be a B."
Fucking bullshit. I have guys drooling over me BECAUSE of my little boobs, the boys love em. Not to mention we just have sexy bodies and generally fantastic asses.
It's called a pushup bra. They work wonders :)
Whey do people always take this kinda shit so personally... Fuckk
1:12 you are delusional.
I'm pretty sure that confidence determines if a person gets laid. It doesn't matter a cup size, if a person is confident in who they are and what they can do-then there's no issue.
i wouldn't know. :)
I the ass so you don't have to look at them
They're just whores.
Truer words haven't been spoken 2:44
5:05 agreed, I'm a C and dont know whether that makes me small or big or what! and 4:26 haha my guy titty fucked me last night before sex it was great til he blew on my face!
b.c they are prettier than fat bitches with fucked up teeth. BOOM.
haha guys are so vapid
cuz its not like your fucking the tits, dumbassss.
Glad you see it my way. :)
in the 724, anyone can get laid. there's really no effort needed here.
They have vaginas and a mouth. That's how!!!
I know plenty of skinny girls with great asses who are like D cups. There is far too much stereotyping and insecurity regarding this post.
We have great asses
3:09 made me lose I.Q. points.
1:39 a great personality= Ugly when said by anyone if Hott is not added. Big boobs usually = big bodies and fat, which few good looking guys likes. Also, guys usually look at the face before deciding to fuck a girl or not and without that, ugly big boobed girls hardly stand a chance against a girl who is good looking.
Personality, boobs aren't everything.
so sick of reading texts from inflated male egos.
they are anorexic. duhhh
we give better blow jobs. (:
It's called having a nice face, personality or vagina that hasn't been stretched from coast to coast....try it sometime and you wouldn't need huge boobs to get laid.
More than a mouthful is a waste!
How about they don't sleep with any d-bag !!!!
Because im fucking hot as fuck!!
Fuck that. My boobs are small but beautiful
people looking for relationships usually have higher standards than drunk idiot frat boys wanting a quick lay.
its called confidence i love my silly little titties : ]
we have asses too ya know...
By not being a fat disgusting shitpile like chicks with huge tits.
They go to people like me ;)
Delicious flat chest
Anything more than a mouthful is a waste, I'll give it to ya ;)
If you always pass up girls with small boobs, you are missing out, man.
I can summaries the answer to this question in a joke.
Why do they call it a wonder bra?
Because when she takes it off, you WONDER where her tits went.
2:59 wins cos she be a lesbos.
I like little tetons. Wait, I like big Tetons too. Ahhh fuck it a Teton is a fucking Teton!
how do guys with tiny penises get laid
Everyone with small tits is making themselves out to be someone with a great personality and fantastic sex skills...wtf? Being flat doesn't mean you're instantly good in bed.. get over yourselves. Big boobs don't mean saggy boobs. Some guys like having something there to suck on that isn't an inverted nipple.
this text offended me until i realized that most people agree with me in thinking wtf? so now i feel good :)
oh my god this is mine!!!!
4:58 trust me my ass makes up for my A cup
not every guy cares only about boobs sweetheart..Im guessing the OP hasn't found a decent one and realized this/is insecure OR its a guy and he's a shallow douche that hasn't realized the other beautiful things women have to offer..
Our boobs don't sag once you take the bra off.
Honey, you don't need to feel sorry for us.
Thanks for your concern though.
with nice asses, haha.
I'm with 1:28. Plus I'm not a fan of big boobs
haha, this started the biggest cat fight/battle of the tit sizes ever. bottomline is everyone gets laid somehow, yay sex. <3, 32A.
ITT: a bunch of flat-chested girls getting all sanctimonious over a guy's drunk text that was a lame attempt at a stupid joke.
Open ur legs like everyone else
Because they resemble pretty teen girls, and who doesn't love to make love to [pretty teenage girls? Example Miley or a 15 year old Britney.
Oh and 327, my boyfriend wants my big glorious awesome breasts smacking him in the face. He loves that shit. So stfu. -619
we usually even it out by having an amazing ass, killer legs, a rockin' body or all of the above.
1:39 im agnostic... no xmas tree for me
God didn't bless me with a chest, but he blessed me with an ass. When I go tithe gym, I do nothing but exercises that make that thing rounder and firmer. \n\nOf course, now I have money, so now I have boobs...
We have other epic qualities
Not all guys care about that... I sure don't... B's and c's are good for me.,
Not sure what the other person is talking about. I liked girls more when they are flat... probably biggest reason is you face fits better in-between them
Brains, looks, personality...two of which matter more so than the other, but yeah, that and constantly remind guys that our boobs haven't started any sort of downward migration and that they are firmly cemented right where they belong.
I ask myself the same question all the time
I'm a B cup and my boyfriend is almost 9 inches...so I'd have to say alcohol and small dicks definitely aren't the answer to this question. Whoever it as that was talking about personality, you nailed it. Having a nice ass helps too though ;)
its beyond me.
I like small boobs...
2:43 He didn't say anything about a self respecting woman. Give us a titty fucking slut who will take a load on the face any day. :)
I'm actually kinda partial to small tits...just something nice about them...
5:05 I can make things work with C cups. My current gf is a C. She is the smallest I've dated, but but there is something there to grab a hold of :)
Big tits still get guys but.
It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.
hmm whether you like it or not guys always will love big boobs, and think girls with them are instantly hot. ive never seen a guy say some girl had a nice chest with negative As. its more like they never got developed, and are still about 11. and exactly being flat chested doesn't make you great pshhh.
OP's a pathetic pig. It's not the size, it's the presentation. Way to fail. :/
they don't sleep with shallow d-bags
Im a dude
and i like small tits more then big ones. Rock on tiny tits!
11:02 has it right -- this is mostly a bunch of whining from cunts that have no tits, trying to convince themselves that they have a good personality or nice ass. The only thing that's true is that they have no tits and guys don't like chicks with no tits.
the bigger the tits, the bigger the nips, and the only kind of pepperoni guys like is on their pizza. eat it big titted bitches, asses dominate.
They get laid because of their low confidence making it easier for guys
I hat small tits at least a b but hopefully a c but a flat ass is worse but it ruins it if a girl has ugly nipples
Same way bitches with fat, floppy tits do. Probably better.
Personality? Closeted pedophiles?
notice how all the girls with no tits are saying things to boost their self esteem and make up for their inadequacy? How many times has the guy stop hitting on a girl with no tits when a babe with a rack walks into the room? Say all you want, you cunts with no tits, big boobed girls kick your ass
A: skills in the sack, attidude, the rest of her body, if she is attractive and boobs are what men flock to. Not necessarily in that order. A guys standards are based on how many of these criteria are filled. So a 4/5 girl is like an 8 and so on. Alcohol helps as well...
By other hot flat chested girls of course!!
some have pretty faces so they don't need a huge rack to deviate from their hideous faces hope that helped =)
haha at least when we are 40 our boobs wont be sagging down by our knees!! And actually smaller boobs are in right now in the fashion world, and I am a model, and have an A cup but a fuller ass...but I guess it's whatever you are into.
I've seen many a flat chested girl that were way hotter than their heavier chested sisters.
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No idea. FIRST butttt there are ugly/fat/extremely drunk guys that need to put their dick in something
No clue I have double d's and there natural. Boys like it. I feel sorry for the ones who don't.
Girls in California usually get boob jobs to make up for their faces.
how do flat chested girls get laid? Guess what -- we guys don't care if you get laid or not. What we care about is whether WE get laid. All you bicthes out there - with big or small tits, no asses or fat asses, big meat flaps or cute ones - we don't care what you do or what happens to you as long as WE get laid when WE want. Suck it, bitches
Hmmm, let's see. The key to a flat-chested girl getting laid is finding a man who appreciates her intelligence and wit more than her bra size. If the OP is a man, than that's NOT you, because you're a neanderthal. If the OP is a woman, you're a whore....find a more intelligent hobby and some confidence with a sprinkle of self-worth, okay?
they still have vaginas....
Who cares bout flat chestedness what bout the vag?
Just about any position you can think of ;)
How do fat chicks get laid?
WE. FUCKING. MANAGE.
It's a fact: bigger is better.
You ever try to tit fuck a flat woman? Not possible
1:56 im not conceited, not fat, and my boobs are real and not full of fat so no baby girl they dont sag.
small boobs > big tits
It's simple. Us guys are all horny bastards. We all know it's true.
Amazing mouths. Or complete open willingness.
what r u A cups trying to say? i have big boobs + a great personality. are you saying you get laid more? well thats called being easy to make up for the fact that u have no ornaments on your xmas tree
It's pretty funny that all the big boobed girls are posting mean stuff about girls with small chests. Why are you guys so intimidated by small-chested girls if they're so unattractive?
Young guys tend to like girls who have tight & perky bodies, not old & saggy ones. Small chests are much sexier!
4:26, real women are nothing like those paid to enjoy such degrading acts in the free porn clips you obsessively watch online.