Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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