i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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