"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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said no straight guy ever
you have never stumbled across a Wyoming strip club before I see.
Yeah, she'll try to give you a blumpkin instead.
Not thw worst thing that could happen
She's blind drunk on a dare, and you somehow ended up in the straight guy's bar. 'Nuff said.
Admit to her that your penis is tiny; problem solved.