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  • 77 60
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 24, 13 at 3:51pm

    Yeah, she'll try to give you a blumpkin instead.

  • 68 49
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Feb 25, 13 at 12:19am

    said no straight guy ever

    • 56 47
      Submitted by lurch66 on Feb 25, 13 at 3:56am

      you have never stumbled across a Wyoming strip club before I see.

  • 63 40
    Submitted by kermie2000 on Feb 24, 13 at 6:34pm

    Not thw worst thing that could happen

  • 59 43
    Submitted by CapnArt on Feb 25, 13 at 1:41am

    She's blind drunk on a dare, and you somehow ended up in the straight guy's bar. 'Nuff said.

  • 58 50
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Feb 24, 13 at 8:50pm

    Admit to her that your penis is tiny; problem solved.