Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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