Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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