I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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