I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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