THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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