I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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As you whisper "Be still, my beating vagina."
Make them fish tacos, easier to pull off the bait and switch if the smell is the same.
"The way to a mans penis (heart) is through is stomach"...
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach? I always thought it was through his chest...
He must be awesome if he's worth a taco'
just pay him with your Taco..then make him food afterwards
What people would pay mexicans for sex. :0
Tacos are legal tender in TX. Hold their value better than pesos.
Where can I sign up for both tacos?!?!
Haha ballslap that's funny as hell
I don't get it, ballslap