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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go

  (313): View more from Michigan

  You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf

  (734): View more from Michigan

  They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.

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  He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing

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