Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
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That wasn't poison ivy
Better hope thats the only rash you get
Since poison ivy cannot spread from the rash alone. Either he also hadn't showered, or this is a lie.
She puts the lotion on the skin...
"Poison ivy." Rrrright...
Just a mild herpes outbreak.
Haha "poison ivy" I got to remember that for my next outbreak.