I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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