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  • We got the whole week off this week bc of swine flu!!! Swine 09!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:22pm
  • 12:31 I'd rather swine flu than that fucking snow again, because swine flu ACTUALLY DOESNT MATTERRRR

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:21am
  • This is stupid this site sucks now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:18pm
  • 1:40 is clearly on crack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:42pm
  • I had a case of the swine, my friends left bacon at my door and I had 3 secondary infections. When I went to the ER I was told I had the trifecta of H1N1. I win, and I was off work for a week. H1N1 is like the fucked snow storm last year.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:31am
  • swine flu is nothing to worry about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 7:52pm
  • Pleaser I had a swine flu week

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:26pm
  • I overheard a woman say she that might have the flu and then another woman whipped around and said "No, you can't have the flu. It's swine flu season." Mind you, these are rich cheerleading moms.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 8:45pm
  • A fifth of my school was gone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:51pm
  • Oh and you can still do stuff, like actually leave the house.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:21am
  • Your so gayyyyyyyy your so gayyyy im in dismayyyyyyy that your so gayyyyyy, i want you to lick meeeeee i want you to pump meeeeee i want you to tease meeeeeee i want you to hump meeeeee. please smell my butthole cause its rustyyyyyy please lick my cunt because its crustyyyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:40pm
  • Number something bitches!!!! Oh and swine flu is nothing to worry about. Sheesh...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:21pm
  • fuck the swine flu. worst two weeks of my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 3:27am
  • if we get time off for swine flu, we have to keep up with all of our work from home. so snow days the new snow day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:59pm
  • swine flu isnt bad at all. i have it. its like flu, except not nearly as bad. [:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:55pm
  • I guess this became the information channel too, who cares about the strains of the flu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Swine flu is one of five types of a particular influenza strain. A lot of people who think they were diagnosed with swine flu just have that particular strain. A lot of this hysteria is for nothing - though I appreciate the days off too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:09pm
  • Swine flu fucking sucks :/ -diav <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:58pm
  • Fuck them flying pigs...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:43am
  • D< Not if you live in the Beaverton school district. This must have been from someone in Portland.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:19pm
  • In soviet Russia they don't have swine flu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:32am
  • I get the normal flu every year WITH a flu shot, and I never got the H1N1 vaccine, and it was the ONLY year of my LIFE when I didn't get any flu...

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 10, 11 at 12:18pm
  • Even better, it's the new spring break. Last April my school had "swine break," a whole week off school!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:30am
  • Idk y everyones making such a huge deal bout it. It's just a flu.... Biiiggg deealll haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:38pm