I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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