i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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