I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
