i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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