Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
