I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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